#32HMN - Douglas does the news [Deadly schlongs, racist burgers, poo-bandits, sewer divers & volcanoes

[Episode #32] This time it's a Solo Douglas Expedition into news and current world events. In saying that, all but one of the world events are occurring in Western Australia [and they're all f*cking ridiculous].

I worry about the important issues so I felt it was time to address them. I think I found my favourite guy ever. Old Kevvy from Mandurah has was arrested for threatening police: with his big old schlong. We have a serial park sh*tter terrorising the parkland in Cockburn [lolol they tell me it's pronounced "Co-burn"]. Could Kev be responsible for both crimes? I think so! 

15 minutes drive from my house is a restaurant causing a fuss because of a burger they sell, called the "Ching Chong Burger". Did an Asian person get upset? Nah, the owner's Chinese. Of course it was a white Mum. Volcanoes are blowing their lids and f*cking sh*t up and sewer workers in Bangladesh literally swim through sh*t for about $12 a day.

The news you need, when you need it. No FAKE NEWS here.

Cheers!!! Douglas

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